Another bigot goes to hell!

Since this bastard-son of Satan-curse on society, Jerry Falwell died I have been tempted to write about him but was ignoring it for the reason that there is no place for piece of shit morons like him in my blog or in my life. But the reality is that wicked man has a huge following among the people in this country’s ultra conservative, narrow minded bigots. So to tell those people how much I loathe this bastard I decided to devote a few minutes of my life and to tell the world about how much harm he has done to not only American society but to the entire sane world.

Yes Jerry Falwell goes to hell, and all his followers are in line to get there when their time comes, so watch out bigots. You still have some time left to add some karma brownie points which might save you that trip to hell but if you don’t act fast, you know you will be right where this bigot Fallwell is. And trust me; hell isn’t where you will get chocolates or blowjobs, so get your acts together if you are interesting in getting either of these two heavenly chattels. Of course, what? Did you think hell would be all chocolate and blowjobs? That’s heaven!

“Why it is so hot in here” Jerry Fallwell asks the man guarding the fiery red iron rods. The guard replies, it’s nothing you moron, just wait till your flesh starts burning and vultures attack you for the roasted white meat of yours. Falwell all scared looked at the guard and asked the obvious question, where I am? You are in hell mister and now don’t bother me there are a few followers of some other shit faced man like you, aka Osama bin laden in the queue. I have to bring them in so they can fight their jihad here in hell and eat your flesh in the name of their most peaceful and most merciful God. *cough*

Eat my flesh? Where in hell am I?” asks Falwell. The guard replies, right now you are in level 1 for processing and documentation, but we will be shipping you off to Level Nine, the highest level of hell, before you can say “God Hates Fags”

With Falwell finally dead the world is a less hateful place.

And hell? I’m sure they are all too happy to welcome him into the fold. AMEN!!

Confusion!

I woke up this morning and thought, “that was a weird dream” – A dream where a friend called in the middle of night and woke me up and I can still feel it. While I was in the bathroom showering, it started to hit me, no it was not a dream; I think that sucker really called and woke me up. I couldn’t wait to get out of the shower and check the incoming calls because I was still not 100% sure if it was mere a dream or he really called. Until the time I finished my shower, I was certain that it wasn’t a dream, because I remember promising to call him back in the morning if he lets me go back to sleep.

Anyway, once in a while it happens to me when I mix up my dreams with reality and vice versa. It is scary and I think there are a few things I am still confused about from my past if they were dreams or reality.

(I am ending this post again as a Hollywood movie style, where you think, the story is still going on and next thing you notice is the casting)

Sunday dinner gang!

How many Mexicans it takes to clean a toilet? The answer is “none”, because it’s a (N-word)’s job. Jeesh, my friends can be harsh at times and that was the first thing Mike uttered when I arrived for our Sunday dinner gathering at Tom’s. Honestly instead of saying “hi Sukrit” or greeting me in some traditional manner he chose that. Someone please remind me and tell me why I luv my friends.

Later everyone was surprised that I have never seen the movie “Bird Cage” before. I tried to get away by using my favorite phrase “I am an Indian” which I use at the time like this but it didn’t work. No one gave Larry hard time over this as he hasn’t seen the movie either. Again that proves that I am the punching bag, no matter where I am.
Although Steve did mention once that he can’t believe both of us hasn’t seen this movie as this is a classic which was released in 1996.

When Tom was making dinner, Jeff was lying down on the couch as he was tired because it was Sunday. Yup go figure. So yeah he was lying down while we were chit chatting, and tom was busy in the kitchen preparing food. Tom showed up with a bag, in his hand which was a bag of Fish food. He went straight to Jeff who was semi asleep on couch and asked him to try some of the special snacks. Jeff swallowed it and later was told what he just put in his mouth. I am surprised he didn’t throw up or anything and he swallowed it with such a grace even Tom was surprised. When I smelled that bag later, boi-o-boi it was stinker. Maybe Jeff should start eating fish food as he didn’t dislike the taste of it. Food for thought; I should get him fish food next time I go to his place.

Happy Birthday Olgie :-)

It is Olga’s Birthday and as usual (more like a yearly ritual) for last few days I was plotting a nice surprise for her and planning on pretending till midnight tonight that I don’t know anything about it. And there she was playing it all along for days. This surprise business doesn’t go well with either of us and it’s freakishly similar. Moreover we both know this fact but again this is not a sufficient reason for either of us to not to bug each other once in a while. Anyways, last night after being on phone with her for an hour or something I spilled the beans and confessed that yeah I was plotting on surprising her but I know she isn’t that dumb and she might have known it all along. The answer was, “OFCOURSE my girl, I knew you were up to something!” -Yah she calls me her “girl” - don’t ask.

Here is the picture I am adding after the B'day bash saga in the parking lot at 3 am :-)

Oh-oh Mother's day!

So Sunday was Mother's Day. With all the hype around me and what not, I am ashamed to admit that I received happy mum’s day emails, phone calls and what not from my lovely & wonderful friends. I did call my mother on Friday and wished her and got angry cuz in return I got a lecture --- ahhh mothers!

I had an amazing tulip fest weekend and I think that time flew by so fast and its like whoa .. (It always does when you are stoned).

I was stumped when my aunt summoned me at her home, well more like she posed that question to me because it was already 3pm on Mother's Day, for goodness sake! I couldn't even think straight at that time because of “some non so obvious” reasons and there was no way I was gonna drive for 3 hrs to get to her place.However, my aunt is an ultra impractical woman and she loves nothing better than the word “nothing” itself. She does claim to love me a lot, which might very well be true but I am not convinced. Of course, I am not faulting her one bit. In fact, she always makes things easier for everyone by making things so difficult that others don’t even have to bother to even attempt to concede to her ( I know too many toooos here).

Well, Happy mothers day everyone :-)

Its my life!

I love my life. I love the people I have in my life. I love the fact that I am a free spirit and don’t let anyone bother me by and large. I usually am considerate for others but “I” come first and then anyone else in my life. Even Gods become secondary when it comes to my peace of mind. This is the philosophy of my life.

Now, again no one should tell others what to do, what to wear what to eat and what to anything. I believe no one can understand others completely, so why lecture them? There are a lot of things about me which people do not like, but isn’t that what makes who I am? So telling me to do certain things or not to do certain thing wouldn’t be like telling me to change myself? If you can’t accept me for being me, why do you have me in your life? Well at least that is how I live and plan on living rest of my life.

Being said that and on a little lighter note, last week I told my dad that I am soon going to get my sperms frozen and will be able make my own babies at some point of my life, because one day he does want me to have my own biological kid. Even though I told him that there are many under privileged kids out there waiting to be adopted, but he still think one should at least try to have his own child. He also inquired about how this whole process works and later he suggested me to think twice before I do any such thing and he even wanted to know where I would do it, in India or in the US!

Jibber Jabber - Part 2

No updates in a while, I know I mean the real updates. I wish my career, academic and otherwise, permitted me to dedicate more time to my blog and my friends.

Last night I was going through pictures of my Argentina trip as Megg, wants to make some collage before we graduate and she has been begging me for the pictures for last 6-7 months. So, I finally decided to approve her request before we get lost in this wonderful world of losing contact with each other once we move onto a different leg of our life.

Last night when I was going through this nice collection of my Argentine pictures, I found some awesome pictures, the pictures I can literally blackmail the director of the program, picture of Asst. Dean picking her nose .. and THE PICTURE for which Clarissa offered me money if I delete that. And there are many more I am not even going to talk about and a few of them include me :-)

Tonight is the first Friday night at Albany and I can’t wait to join my buddies and enjoy the evening visiting art galleries and meeting my favorite local artists. http://www.1stfridayalbany.org/ This is another tradition my gang and I have started doing year after year.

And I am still undecided on my Israel trip …. I think I need help in deciding and the time is running out … any suggestions?